Dexter in My Bathroom

After dying my
hair Nuclear Red my tub
looks like a crime scene.

The Cheeseburger Sub Flub

Split lip ring hole (ouch)
eating a cheesburger sub.
I regret NOTHING.

Day the First

What will you find here?
A brand new car? I think not.
Words. Five, Seven, Five.
 
Funny haiku and
not so funny haiku. Just
haiku about life.
 
Fuck terza rima
and sestina too. They ain't
got shit on haiku.
 
Five-Seven-Five, Punk!
The champagne of poetry.
Moet, not Andre.