Sir! And/or Madam!
Did yo' Mama not teach you
a thing 'bout bathrooms?
Have we as humans
forgot the sacred yet com-
mon courtesy flush?
And with the modern
invention of poo-purri
can't you mask that stank?
Please look at the seat
when you get up, too. Must you
leave it piss covered?
Stop clogging the john
with eight feet of one(ish)-ply
you damn dirty ape.
Does the counter need
puddles? I think not. Germy,
dirty puddles. Gross.
How hard is it to
throw your paper towel in
the friggin' trash, huh?
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