Chobani Flips

Chobani Yogurt:
I thought you had peaked before,
but these flips! so good.

Seriously, go
to the store now and buy some.
Life changing fo' sho.

Even if they have
Gluten-y shit to flip in,
it's worth is. YOLO.

**but on a non-haiku note: get this shit. The key lime w/graham chracker pieces and mini white chocolate chips is to die for. And the peach/chocolate/pistachio. And the pineapple coconut/hazelnuts/granola. Right MEOW. Go. purchase. you're welcome.**

Dexter in My Bathroom

After dying my
hair Nuclear Red my tub
looks like a crime scene.

The Cheeseburger Sub Flub

Split lip ring hole (ouch)
eating a cheesburger sub.
I regret NOTHING.